Find your fit
Our apparel is made to order, so correctly-produced items can't be returned or exchanged — please use this guide before you order. When in doubt between sizes, we suggest sizing up.
T-Shirts (Heavy Cotton Tee & Jersey Tee)
- Offered in: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Cut: classic unisex fit (the Conservative Mama tee is a women's cut — if you prefer a roomier fit, consider sizing up).
Hoodies (Heavy Blend Hoodie)
- Offered in: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Cut: roomy unisex pullover with a cozy fleece feel.
Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Offered in: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Cut: classic unisex fit.
A note on measurements
Exact chest/length measurements vary by garment and print partner, so we don't publish a single table that would mislead you. As a rule: our unisex tees, hoodies, and crewnecks run true to standard US retail sizing — order your usual size, or size up if you like a relaxed fit.
One-size & fixed-size items
- Proud Deplorable dad cap: one size, adjustable strap.
- Mama Bear tote: one size.
- Mugs: 11 oz.
- Yard sign: 18″ × 24″.
- Garden flag: 18″ × 12″ (double-sided).
- Sticker: 3″ × 3″ die-cut.
Still unsure? Email toldyousosupply@gmail.com and we'll help you pick.